That moment when … You go for a pee and after struggling for several moments you realize your boxers are on back to front.
Posts where the words are the only content, or they are more important than the pictures.
July 2, 2019
Bar sign: “Extreme Midget Wrestling” Only in the Ozarks (I hope).
December 31, 2018
June 17, 2018
D’oh! In a repeat of the dishwasher dying right after I spent money on a new hammock … The freezer died tonight, less than a week after we laid down the cash on our new furniture.
June 2, 2018
Painted in big letters on the back fence: “VIDEO! DOG BITES!” Large sign on the side of the same house: “STOLEN DOG. $500 REWARD…” You cannot make these things up.
January 11, 2018
I live in America, remind me why I’m studying the 119 page EU General Data Protection Regulation? — the joys of doing business online in 2018.
December 31, 2017
The “I can’t give a f**k” is strong in this one. — The struggle is real.
December 15, 2017
is not taking my medication regularly making me forgetful? Or, is it the other way around?
August 10, 2017
Earlier this evening. New definition of incongruous. Brit driving an Impala through the Ozarks while loudly singing along with 1970s Canterbury prog. rock. #caravan #cunningstunts
August 5, 2017
Did I miss the memo? We seem to have skipped August and September and jumped straight to October. Brrrr.
February 2, 2016
Yesterday Ginger and I were discussing the absurdity of Lay-away … … I still haven’t got the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” out of my head.
August 29, 2015
That confusing moment … when driving home from Sedalia today I wondered when I was going to catch sight of the sea.
December 21, 2013
I may need more coffee… It just took me several seconds to realize the reason I couldn’t get my tee shirt on was because I had put my arm through the neck hole.
December 18, 2013
In the UK chimneys are swept from the bottom up. I might have expected things to be different in the Ozarks…
[Today I swept Tom & Rebbie’s chimney. Tom had an operation on his back a short while ago and doesn’t need to be climbing on roofs.]
September 16, 2013
It’s magic how much cleaner the house is now the adults outnumber the children. If we outnumbered the kittehs it’d be almost spotless.
September 7, 2013
I attended an ‘Active Shooter’ training session at church a couple of days ago, I think this should be filed under ‘Things I didn’t expect to learn/discuss at church’.
August 23, 2013
So, I can spell pneumatic, but I can’t get ‘hose’ right (hoze) My only excuse has to be that I was subconsciously trying to Webster-ize it.
August 14, 2013
Out at 7:20am on the high school run for the first time in eighteen months.
April 9, 2013
I caught myself using the dreadful American pronunciation of the word herb tonight – ‘erb.
April 1, 2013
This time last year we were backpacking with Lanie at Piney Creek Wilderness and doing other exciting things!